
You know the thing about chaos? Itâs fair.
One of The Jokerâs several veritable quotes from âThe Dark Knightâ is ringing true in Qatar.Â
The 2022 FIFA World Cup continues to deliver with multiple miraculous upsets and astonishing storylines, but the drama is only going to intensify as the round of 16 approaches.
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While some nations have basked in the glory of ruling as the underdog, the other side of the spectrum has countries boggled about what went wrong â particularly for some international powerhouses that are headed for the airports early in Qatar.
Ahead of the knockout stage games, letâs look at the five teams that disappointed the most in this World Cup:
Germany
Back to back. No, thatâs not referring to Drakeâs 2015 single â itâs Germanyâs second straight time being eliminated from the World Cup in the group stage. In 2018, Germany finished last in a group that comprised Sweden, Mexico and South Korea. In 2022, it finished third behind Japan and Spain and ahead of Costa Rica.
Manager Hansi Flickâs tactics on both sides of the ball shouldâve seen the DFB overcome the hurdle that 2018 proved to be, but ultimately, the combination of his lineups, substitutes and the general calamity the World Cup can conjure in a split second saw his side go out. Germanyâs lack of an elite No. 9 and leaky defenders also came into play, but itâs a team that shouldâve â at the minimum â made it to the quarterfinals.Â
Belgium
FIFAâs international rankings have been heavily scrutinized in recent years, and Belgium became the latest example to further demonstrate it doesnât tell the full story. The Red Devils entered Qatar ranked No. 2 in the world, yet they bowed out in third place of Group F and shouldâve been fourth had Canada converted its chances in their opening matchup.
Kevin De Bruyne did not dictate games as he does so often with Manchester City in England, Romelu Lukakuâs misses will haunt fans for years to come and the decision to rely on aging centerbacks in a back-three system ultimately saw Roberto MartĂnez leave his role as manager right after the finale against Croatia.Â
Belgium, on paper, had the quality to at least make it to the round of 16 â there was no way the squad couldâve replicated its 2018 third-place finish this year â but now itâs time for the federation to rebuild with its younger talent deserving of more reps and minutes.
Denmark
If you donât score goals, you donât win games. The clichĂ© saying caught up to multiple teams in the group stage that will emerge in this later, while some nations (the U.S.) have evaded that fate thus far. Denmark did not, though, as the 2020 UEFA Euro semifinalists came crashing out of Qatar in dead last of Group D.
On paper, Denmark shouldâve challenged France for first place. The head-to-head matchup showed the Danish Dynamite could hang with the elite, but they ultimately didnât have the explosive outlets up top to find the back of the net. A strong goalkeeper, solid backline and diverse midfield proved to be strong pillars, but it all came crumbling down as soon as they entered the final third, just like the nation in the World Cup.Â
Uruguay
One would think that a frontline comprising Luis SuĂĄrez, Edinson Cavani and Darwin NĂșñez with midfielders like Federico Valverde and Rodrigo Bentancur would be lively in front of goal, but Diego Alonsoâs setup and tactics were completely shocking. This has been a long time coming for Uruguayan fans that got accustomed to Alonso handicapping his star forwards throughout the qualifying rounds and international friendlies, but he didnât change a thing in Qatar â and now his side is out.Â
Uruguay entered Matchday 3 with zero goals to its name, and though it eventually found two against Ghana, South Korea bumped the squad down to third in Group H and out of Qatar on â guess what?! â goals scored (four to two difference).Â
Mexico
Gerardo âTataâ Martino knew his time was up as soon as the final whistle sounded against Saudi Arabia. Thatâs the perfect summary of Mexicoâs time in Qatar â and Martinoâs spell as manager of El Tri.
Similar to Uruguay, Mexico also looked like a shell of itself in World Cup qualifying action, with Martinoâs squad call-ups and starting lineups all appearing puzzling. Yet again, his decision to leave off Javier âChicharitoâ HernĂĄndez, Santiago GimĂ©nez and Diego Lainez cost his team the ability to consistently create chances and score once they got in the final third.Â
Also like Uruguay, Mexico entered its Group C finale against Saudi Arabia with no goals. Again, despite getting two goals and all three points, Poland remained in second ahead of Mexico thanks to â guess what?! â goal difference (zero to minus-one). El Tri will also need to tear everything down and rebuild with fresh legs and more young talent coming through the ranks, as they will be one of three hosts in 2026.