Rob Ninkovich sounded drunkovich when he spoke of Brian Hoyer starting Week 1 for the Patriots.
Get that man a breathalyzer. Stat.
And if Nink turns out to be right, get Bill Belichick one too.
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I have said this before — and I will say it again: I will not watch one down of Brian Hoyer under center for the Patriots.
And you shouldn’t either!
Don’t be a sucker. Really, you’re going to waste your time watching a guy who has started 25 games in 11 seasons in the NFL?
He may be a nice guy, good at carrying a clipboard and ridding Tom Brady of his insecurities, but he is a lousy quarterback. Patriot fans deserve better.
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Going from Tom Brady to Brian Hoyer is cold turkey to the extreme. I can feel the cotton mouth, cold sweats and shakes coming on already.
Does Bill Belichick expect you to accept Brian Hoyer as a starter? If he does, it should piss you off.
If Hoyer does get the call you can still watch some of the game. I plan to. When the Patriots are on offense I will switch to the other game or Red Zone, and when I see on my phone that the Pats are back on defense, I will switch back over and watch Gilmore, Hightower and the McCourtys do their thing.
That’s my plan and I’m sticking to it.